ARCHIE BUNKER QUOTES / ARCHIE-ISMs........
|
A
adult-er-ess
(adult female)
air-a-plane
(airplane)
alexander
graham booth (john wilkes booth)
a-rhab (arab)
a-ri-ba-du-che
(arrivederci)
arterial
influction (arterial Infarction)
assiatic nerve (ciatic nerve)
B
beaurocraps (beaurocrats)
bequerred (to give to)
berieve (grieve)
buttinsky (a person who is nosy)
birth patrol (birth control)
bisontonical woman (bionic woman)
C
chinooka (hanukah)
chinkiepuncture (acupuncture)
constitionalists (constituents)
consecration (concentration)
corpsuckels (corpuscles)
cuisini (zuchini)
D
detergent (deterrent)
detergerate (regurgitate)
E
entramanore (entrepreneur)
ecrology (ecology)
F
female intermission (female intuition)
finixiate (asphixiate)
floorplay (foreplay)
G
garlic stones (gall stones)
groinocologist (gynecologist)
geronimous zones (erogenous zones)
groan (groin)
Guatemoola (Guatemala)
H
homosapien (killer fag)
house of ill refute (house of ill repute)
his-mones & her-mones (hormones)
I
iminent (intimate)
incremented (cremated)
ipso fatso (vice versa)
ivory shower (ivory tower)
incest (incense)
J
jetlock (jet lag)
K
kromo-stones (chromosomes)
L
lufrans (lutherans)
last will & tenticle (last will & testament)
M
menstrual
show (minstrel show)
mental pause
(menopause)
minororities (minorities)
N
nave (nieve)
O
P
pillow of salt (pillar Of salt)
poke-ya-nose mts. (poconos mts)
poisbyterians (presbytarians)
premartial sex
(pre-marital sex)
prederranged (prearranged)
orevert (pervert)
prostate server (process server)
pernt (point)
Q
qualifidations (qualifications)
R
rectal nerve (retnal nerve)
rosemarie (for stephanie on ABP)
S
shemoglobins (hemoglobins)
sympathize (synchronize)
strategies of war (tragedies of war)
santy’s ga’nomes (santa’s gnomes)
six thousand dollar man (six million dollar man)
suppository remarks (derogatory remarks)
saniquarium (sanitarium)
T
trampaloon (trampoline)
transversive (transvestite)
terlit (toilet)
U
urology (eulogy)
V
veal scallepeepee (scallipini)
venereal (funeral)
Vertizontal (horizontal)
W
wild hornets (wild horses)
weirdwolf (werewolf)
woman's lubrication (woman's liberation)
X
Y
Z
zeberellas (female Zebra's)
|
